On the Hill
Jared Warner (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Jared Warner is a junior from Athens, GA, which he decided to leave for NC after deciding Georgia politics weren't quite controversial enough for him. He's a Political Science and Communication Studies major, has lots of ambition, and has no idea what he wants to do with his life. Well, some idea. He's definitely not going to be a professional athlete or an astrophysicist. When he's not writing jokes for his show "On The Hill" or watching TV, he does mock trial with the Carolina Mock Trial because he correctly believes that mock trial is awesome and everyone should try it out. He has two cats, Bessie and Agnes, and, in high school, he once performed a comedy routine that involved giving a "censored" reading of "50 Shades of Grey" to a group of students, parents, and teachers. He also wants to end this bio with a joke he thought of while writing this: What did the rabbi say to the baker on the first day of Rosh Hashanah?..... Happy Challah-day!! Get it? Mr. Warner thinks that joke is objectively hilarious. On the Hill is a desk-based satirical comedy news show, which is basically an extended version of SNL's "Weekend Update" segment. It stars a rotating cast of anchors, guest star segments, and more!